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Real men use full Photoshop

With these covers, Adobe are really going for the ‘Photoshop Elements is for little girls and if you had a pair you’d stump up the cash for Photoshop proper’ angle:

Adobe Photoshop Elements 8

Adobe Photoshop Elements 7It’s interesting when a company tries to put people off buying one of their products. Luckily, I’m comfortable enough with both my masculinity and my lack of disposable income to be immune to such efforts.

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The Tories solve binge drinking

From the Evening Standard:

The system of measuring alcoholic drinks in units could be scrapped under plans unveiled by the Conservatives today.

They say units are widely misunderstood and fail to take account adequately of differing strengths of drinks, such as beers and wines.

Unveiling a raft of public health reforms, shadow health secretary Andrew Lansley said units would be replaced by the actual number of centilitres of pure alcohol contained in each drink.

From Wikipedia:

In the United Kingdom, a unit of alcohol is defined as 10 millilitres (or approximately 8 grams) of ethanol (ethyl alcohol).

Problem solved!

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Publicity is the top word

After the Global Language Monitor, following numerous publicity-maximising delays, finally announced they’d spotted the ‘millionth word’ in English (which was 2.0, lest we forget), I naively expected that they would go away for good.

Alas, they have not done so, and are now back with their latest piece of lexicographical tomfoolery, a list of ‘top words of 2009’. Apparently by means of a magical algorithm that takes into account “frequency, contextual usage and appearance in global media outlets, factoring in long-term trends, short-term changes, momentum and velocity”, they’ve come up with a list that includes Twitter (at no. 1), Obama, H1N1 (the “politically correct” name for swine flu), and vampire.

As far as I’m concerned, this is obvious nonsense. But I’m apparently alone. Not only did it get picked up in the media, it did the rounds on Twitter too. Because I’m sad like that, I looked through all 600+ Twitter posts that linked to the Global Language Monitor list, and not a single one of them was even mildly critical of it in any way.

I’m not sure that there’s a point to this in any way, other than this drives me mad.

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